What started as a humble Level 1 side quest with no expectations, turned out to officially reach an unexpected milestone. In a stunning display of mass raiding by all of you, my website has crossed the 250,000+ pageview milestone since it first spawned online! Thanks to your relentless grinding and endless clicks. With this, I have officially unboxed a mythic-tier achievement, permanently buffing my platform's stats and securing a legendary spot on my personal leaderboard.
While this sudden influx of traffic almost threatened to trigger some severe server lag, the Court of High Gaming has cleared me of all liability, confirming that my Terms of Service explicitly state you all browse at your own risk of getting hopelessly addicted. I can neither confirm nor deny the existence of a digital monopoly, but I can legally state that your support has completely boosted my dopamine by +100. As I prepare to drop the next major expansion pack for the site, please keep your mana high, your ad-blockers disabled, and prepare yourselves for the next phase of the campaign!
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