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CCTV FEED: EXHIBITS "GG" SERIES, where the gameplay is so questionable it requires an expert testimony just to be understood. This archive catalogs my most daring maneuvers which the prosecution has already described as exhibiting unquestionable "lack of foresight and skill." I have included every instance where I went off-course to investigate a shiny object because I believe that "statutory exploration" is a mandatory part of any heroic discovery process. However, please ignore any footage where I accidentally delete my own units or teammates as these were strictly "procedural errors" rather than lack of strategic vision or skill. By entering this archive, you acknowledge that my K/D ratio is a private matter and any public disclosure constitutes a bad-faith violation of my digital privacy. The record will show that I played to the best of my ability even if that ability was found to be legally insufficient in a court of pro-gamers.
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