Hi! I’m WARRZ, and you’ve officially wandered into my side quest.
Between drafting legal documents and logging late-night grinding sessions, I will be sharing my XP and issuing summary judgments on the games that truly earned a place on my docket. I’ve set out to ensure that every content about a game title and hardware is elder-certified and boss-fight approved, leaving no room for reasonable doubt. Because unlike in the courtroom, you can’t object to lag and FPS drops during a boss fight.
On a personal note, my current side quest log is packed with unfinished quests, featuring a hidden objective to convince myself that a 5090 and AI Max+ 395 are absolutely "necessary expenses" for the processing of Deeds in 4K resolution at 144Hz. But I cannot finish this quest because my bank account is currently suffering from a Gold Sink debuff. With this debuff, my funds are depleting far faster than I can justify my hobby spending. In the middle of all of this, I'm having a hard time explaining to the family that the "closed" sign on my office door applies equally to drafting contracts, high-stakes raids, and ranked games.