Hi! I’m WARRZ, and you’ve officially wandered into my side quest.
This website is a pro se documentation of my gaming journey, and it contains my amicus curiae brief to the gaming community. While navigating the legal labyrinth is my main quest, my favorite side quest remains the unapologetic grind for gold and XP. I spend my mornings wading through legal complexities and my evenings navigating skill and tech trees, which honestly, is less stressful than being a new lawyer who accidentally wanders into a Level 99 Litigation Zone.
Between drafting legal documents and logging late-night grinding sessions, I share my XP and issue summary judgments on the games that have truly earned a place on my docket. I’ve set out to ensure that every review of a game title or hardware is elder-certified and boss-fight approved, leaving no room for reasonable doubt. Because unlike in the courtroom, you can’t object to lag and FPS drops during a boss fight.
On a personal note, my current side quest log is packed with unfinished objectives, including a hidden quest to convince myself that an RTX 5090 and Ryzen AI Max+ 395 are absolutely "necessary expenses" to process deeds in 4K at 144Hz. However, I can't finish this quest because my bank account is currently suffering from a Gold Sink debuff, depleting my funds far faster than I can justify my hobby spending. Meanwhile, I'm having a hard time explaining to my family that the "closed" sign on my office door applies equally to drafting contracts, high-stakes raids, and ranked games.
