Hi! I’m WARRZ, and you’ve officially wandered into my side quest.
This website is a Pro Se documentation of my gaming journey, and it contains my Amicus Curiae brief to the gaming community. While navigating the legal labyrinth is my main quest, my favorite side quest remains the unapologetic grind for gold and XP. I spend my mornings wading through legal complexities and my evenings navigating skill and tech trees. Which, honestly, is less stressful than being a new lawyer who accidentally wanders into a Level 99 Litigation Zone.
Between drafting legal documents and logging late-night grinding sessions, I will be sharing my XP and issuing summary judgments on the games that truly earned a place on my docket. I’ve set out to ensure that every content about a game title and hardware is elder-certified and boss-fight approved, leaving no room for reasonable doubt. Because unlike in the courtroom, you can’t object to lag and FPS drops during a boss fight.
On a personal note, my current side quest log is packed with unfinished quests, featuring a hidden objective to convince myself that a 5090 and AI Max+ 395 are absolutely "necessary expenses" for the processing of Deeds in 4K resolution at 144Hz. But I cannot finish this quest because my bank account is currently suffering from a Gold Sink debuff. With this debuff, my funds are depleting far faster than I can justify my hobby spending. In the middle of all of this, I'm having a hard time explaining to the family that the "closed" sign on my office door applies equally to drafting contracts, high-stakes raids, and ranked games.
Disclaimer: This site is for sharing humor and entertainment purposes only and does not constitute legal advice, unless you’re looking for advice on how to optimize your build.
