Today we are testing the structural integrity of my vocal cords and my sanity in the mic-controlled horror game Spiritus Sancti. We play as Father Nathaniel, a priest whose main defense mechanism against a hyper-aggressive demon is literally screaming Latin into a headset. It turns out that my years of law school recitation did absolutely nothing to prepare me for the panic of trying to properly articulate actual Latin in front of a pixelated demon. I spent half the gameplay missing my timing windows, panic-mumbling like a broken record, and trying to figure out if the demon was coming closer or if my chat was just gaslighting me in the comments. So go ahead, click play, and watch my digital exorcism skill in real-time.
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