I have been a part-time litigant in the War Thunder ecosystem since 2022. This page contains my personal content about the game and serves as a public record of my tactical failures. Developed by Gaijin Entertainment, this free-to-play vehicular MMO is essentially a recurring legal summons that I only answer when I feel like being bullied by a level 100 sweat in a premium biplane. My relationship with the "Snail" is more of a casual consultancy where I show up every few months to provide the enemy team with free research points. I lack the billable hours required to reach top-tier jets before the sun burns out. I am technically a cross-platform resident since I can access this chaos on PC, PlayStation, or Xbox, yet I still manage to miss my shots regardless of the hardware.
Every time I return from a long recess, I discover that the meta has shifted and my favorite tank is now legally obsolete. Entering a match is like showing up to a high-stakes deposition without having read the discovery files for this massive military simulation. I spend most of my time wandering around the map like a confused juror before a guided missile inevitably files a motion to dismiss my entire crew. Even though my playstyle is sparse, I still feel the binding pressure of the daily login reward. I occasionally log in just to watch my streak die a slow and painful death. It is a beautiful and frustrating circus that I revisit whenever I forget how much I hate being sniped through three forests by a pixel I cannot even see.
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