Witness the absolute legal malpractice of the enemy team as I take Hilda into the Land of Dawn and treat the entire map like my own personal playground. In this match, I’m not just the MVP but a walking human rights violation, racking up a clean 16-0-14 KDA that should honestly be admissible as evidence of a hate crime. While the opposition tried to file a motion to dismiss, I was busy bush-camping and delivering a "guilty" verdict with every Power of Wildness ultimate, proving once and for all that there’s no statute of limitations on getting absolutely folded in the jungle. Grab some popcorn and watch me collect these kills like unpaid legal fees, because when you’re this fed, the only thing "balanced" is my kill participation.
Witness the absolute legal malpractice of the enemy team as I take Hilda into the Land of Dawn and treat the entire map like my own personal playground. In this match, I’m not just the MVP but a walking human rights violation, racking up a clean 16-0-14 KDA that should honestly be admissible as evidence of a hate crime. While the opposition tried to file a motion to dismiss, I was busy bush-camping and delivering a "guilty" verdict with every Power of Wildness ultimate, proving once and for all that there’s no statute of limitations on getting absolutely folded in the jungle. Grab some popcorn and watch me collect these kills like unpaid legal fees, because when you’re this fed, the only thing "balanced" is my kill participation.
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